{"id":849,"date":"2012-02-26T21:45:25","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T10:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazyregcomics.com\/?p=849"},"modified":"2015-05-24T23:38:11","modified_gmt":"2015-05-24T12:38:11","slug":"poojectile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crazyregcomics.com\/index.php\/poojectile\/","title":{"rendered":"Poojectile"},"content":{"rendered":"

I decided to build a mighty rocket,
\nJust around the corner of my pocket.<\/p>\n

I started fueling it earlier in the week,
\nCabbage, cheese, bacon, eggs, and leaks.<\/p>\n

Though it required that extra boost,
\nThe final ingredient: baked beans on toast.<\/p>\n

My sights were set high,
\nI want to penetrate the sky!<\/p>\n

The day for take off had come,
\nDownward I pointed my bum.<\/p>\n

With a massive grunt I released the gas,
\nI light a match to ignite the mass.<\/p>\n

With a thunderous boom the fuel explodes,
\nSuch a force, the ground beneath corrodes!<\/p>\n

My fists are clenched, unlike my cheeks,
\nThen the stench hits, this really\u00a0reeks!<\/p>\n

I open my eyes and look upward,
\nI’m soaring! Power of\u00a0the turd!<\/p>\n

I look back while I sail like a comet,
\nLaunch-pad looks like someone bombed it.<\/p>\n

A glistening trail of brown I leave in my wake,
\nThe distinct smell of moldy old cake.<\/p>\n

Then it hits me, how the hell will I safely get down?
\nI know! I’ll aim for the sewerage plant’s pool of brown!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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