… I retrieved the brown locust from it’s cocoon and spread it over my sandwich. I feasted on the sandwich, with dribblings flowing down my chin like chocolate fudge over a pink sundae.
‘Ahhh, it’s POO TIME’ I screamed in the men’s toilets with such force that I popped a shirt button. I heard a man scamper out of a neighbouring cubicle, then flee out the door.
I then sat down and prayed to the lord of POO!…

Quote from:
Memoirs of a Geisha

Credit to Jay-Jay Bobbin’ For Poo Jones