Many moons ago Crazy Reg and Super Doodle visited the small village of Pouce Coupe, located in Northern British Columbia, Canada. It was a pooceful town that encouraged much of their inturdrests. Much like the town’s name, CR and SD were able to partake in many of the village activities that have become fair tradition. These include:

• Pooping into the Pouce Coupe River
• Flinging faeces into trees
• Shit sculpting / kaka carving
• Bare-butt bear hunting
• Flatulence fishing (also known as butt-bubbling)
• Logging

There was also talk of starting up a club (which was to be named The CR and SD Appoociation Society) but sadly funding fell through.

The tranquil surroundings of Pouce Coupe and The Pooce River Region gave Crazy Reg and Super Doodle inspiration to write some pooems, fit for the Pure Pooetry section of their website. They squeezed out many memorable pooems, each that paint a poofect picturesque image of the beautiful, yet lumpy and rugged landscape. Here are a small scoopful of their meaty, yet delightful tête-à-tête.

This one is titled Winter Poonderland.

When the snow falls and blankets the ground,
animal deposits become small white mounds.

Insulated beneath the icy pillows of pure,
To step on them reveals the true pooer!

When enough frosty snow has gathered,
No longer do I  require brown slather.

Spending hours making a man of snow,
Would I rather let the faeces flow?

Stay tuned for more Pouce Coupe Pooems!