So this is the first of a new section titled Pure Pooetry. It might bring a warm squishy feeling to your bowels.

Some time ago a I wrote this lovely little pooem. I have called it “Disco Defecation” and it goes *pause* a little something *pause* like this…

Like a sparkling diamond in the dark,
glowing brightly while all around is stark.

Beams of pink light bounce around the room,
thunderous music resounds a boom!

Held tightly like two lovers at a disco ball,
cheeks spread reveal my starfish to all.

My excited squeal introduces the brown,
I’ll never go clubbing again in this town!

Send in your pooems, they may just be pood good enough for this awfulness of a website. Email: dg (at) crazyregcomics dot com.